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Paul (Zack Bennett)
Poor Paul's life has been kinda fucked up: His mother died while experimenting with mushrooms in culinary school; he wants to be a botanist but can only afford a crappy community college and has a video blog, where he's "the man". But it only has one viewer. Dork. Not only that, his new roommates Justin and Clyde think he's a big pussy. But he has a secret. When life gets too outta control, he quietly slips into a fantasy world where he's always the hero, the only man in the universe who can save the day. |
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Justin (Kevin G. Schmidt)
One of Paul's new roommates, Justin always thinks he's right. He usually is, which is mad irritating. He watches Myth Busters and TiVo's The Bloomberg Report (and he's not even gay.) He works for the Rand Corporation and eats dried seaweed because it has the same mineral concentration as human blood. It's just super salty and kinda gross. He and Clyde have hung together since kindergarten and he loves to shoot Paul down for not standing up for himself. He can be a real dick. |
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Clyde (Wes Whitworth)
Clyde is the roommate who shares a bedroom with Paul and makes him sleep on the couch whenever he brings a chick home. He does that a lot.He is a total OCD, sex-addicted alkie whiner, but at the same time he's crazy committed to "important" causes and stands behind what he believes in, even if everyone thinks it's stupid. Clyde can be hella confusing. |
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Bonnie (Samantha Droke)
Bonnie is Clyde's younger, adopted sister. She is very sweet, earthy and "new-age", a kinda hippie except clean and doesn't roll on "X" or drop acid and all that shit. She loves to hang out at the apartment because she has a mad crush on Paul. He is totally clueless. Dumb fuck. She also loves to rag on her brother about his strange causes. She puts up with Justin who has major wood for her in order to hang around Paul. |
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Grandpa Paul (Richard Riehle)
Paul is Grandpa Paul's namesake, although Grandpa Paul thinks Paul is pale and inconsequential. Grandpa Paul is at the very least eccentric and at the most completely insane. He found a bit of money, owns a "cabin" in the mountains that would easily fit into any overpriced suburb, and has led an interesting and exciting life involving adventure, excess and at least a small amount of jail time. |
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Lloyd (Palmer Scott)
Lloyd is a neighbor in the apartment building. He's lived there seventeen years and is like the creepy guy that hangs out around middle school playgrounds. He's always getting into the three roommates' personal shit, as he likes to keep an "eye on things". He's a little creepy. Hell, he's hell of creepy. Brrrr. |
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Mr. Ted (Sean Michael Beyer)
Paul's father, Ted, has gone on a major downer since his wife (Paul's mom) Roseanne died. And since Paul moved out he's completely whacked. He's always trying to get Paul to move back home. He's always trying to be Paul's "buddy", but completely fucks that up too. Poor Paul. Ted works in a barbed-wire factory. He calls it "galvanized pronged barricade". Poor Ted.
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Patricia (Whitmer Thomas)
Patricia is Paul's older "sister." Ahem. She's an over-achieving control freak lawyer who holds her money, position and intelligence over Paul's head. Her men are obedient. For Thanksgiving, she and their father, Ted, drink heavily, watch football and swear. For Christmas, she gives food to the homeless, but makes them feel guilty for it. She knows more than you do.
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